Not Me! Monday - or....Did I Dooooooo THAT?

At a recent Easter dinner on the Golfa Mexico,

Captain Jake Sparrow

would NOT

eat his oh-so-fresh-and-fried Golfa Mexico grouper.

Not YUMMY!

We did NOT try and try again to NOT convince him that the Grouper cheeks were NOT fish sticks.

That did NOT sound reasonable, did it NOT?

NOPE.

So, once again, I was NOT faced with yet another Sparrow v. Rojo quagmire.

NOPE.

Those NEVER happen.

I did NOT admit defeat.

I did NOT very convincingly tell my five year old pirate that the NOT oh-so-freshly-fried grouper cheeks

were

NOT

fried

chicken

nuggets

just like McDonalds.

Upon hearing this UNtruth, the Sparrow did NOT shove every Grouper cheek he could find into his mouth like a "chinkmunk"

Nope.

And, no.

No he did NOT.

Don't you even think it!

He did NOT.....

ask for..........

ketchup.....

to accompany his (NOT) fresh Grouper.

My son is NOT growing up on the Golfa Mexico.

He does NOT live on a gorgeous chain of lakes.

He is NOT the pirate of his own ship.

And he most certainly does NOT dip his grouper into ketchup, proclaiming them to be chicken!

NO WAY!

He sure did love his favorite Aunt Mermaidelicious' homemade hush puppies though!

Or did he?

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