At the children's chat at church yesterday, Pastor was NOT talking about parables.
He did NOT talk about the Mustard Seed.
Upon NOT mentioning the Mustard Seed, Captain Jake Sparrow did NOT very loudly blurt out:
"WHAT? There are NO seeds in MUSTARD! HA!"
To whit Pastor did NOT mistakenly further engage the Captain by NOT saying, "Well, as a matter of fact, MUSTARD certainly does NOT come from seeds. DON'T you know that?"
The Captain did NOT rebut with a very sarcastic laugh, as if to convey to our Pastor that the Sparrow was NOT far wiser by saying, "MUSTARD? From a SEED? Are you KIDDING ME?????"
Thankfully, Pastor did NOT move on to another parable.
Each and every Sunday, Billy Two Swords and I do NOT take a deep breath and close our eyes and bow our heads each and every time The Sparrow heads to the Children's Chat. No we do NOT!
Our son would NEVER do such things.